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carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

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lareinesoleil:

For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.

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