December 2011
jesus-urie:
actually jon i did close the goddamn door
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To all my followers in the same hemisphere as me, have a great New Years!
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mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
mauiw0wieshi:
Our generation is bunch of spoiled little fucking brats.
pitchblackglow:
“I need a .tumblr.com button on my keyboard.”