jesus-urie: actually jon i did close the goddamn door
To all my followers in the same hemisphere as me, have a great New Years!
mom: let me see your blog.
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
mauiw0wieshi: Our generation is bunch of spoiled little fucking brats.
pitchblackglow: “I need a .tumblr.com button on my keyboard.”