mindful-collisions: I want to be cute and skinny! So frustrating when I love food.
dumbuttt: girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
Me: *In Room*
Mum: *Knocks On Door.*
Me: Yeah, hol-
Mum: *Comes in anyway.*
journal-for-sean-lovers: I love reading. I just love it so very much.
mickjiggles: Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
poachedeggontoast: Feeling like you don’t fit in really does make you feel like shit and like you really don’t matter in the world
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
adolfphin: a pot dealer who deals actual pots and other helpful kitchen supplies