May 2012
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via heymarinaa)
batreaux:
thank you scrubs for giving me unrealistic expectations of love, friendship and life itself
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support
has anyone ever stopped to wonder what stacy’s dad was like
did you know that running is something some people do on purpose
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
