It’s not that I don’t want to be happy, it’s just that my mind won’t let me.
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything
joolescoosablooncas: I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
gatsbie: internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
whorecruxs: all i want in life is to party with llamas is that too much to ask for
it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all