Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
More you might like
My christmas;
has been shit…Alice broke the dress I was meant to wear, my parents invited their fucking annoying ass friend around when it’s always just been the 4 of us, they made no food I liked so I had to eat pretzels for my Christmas lunch and my Dad was a cock…like usual.
Phil bought me cloud nine straighteners though…hells yeah.
IT’S CHRISTMAS! And I got my santa sack from when I was a kid full of presents. Just wee practical things I needed. I’m not about getting the biggest things at christmas, I just love spending the day with my family and eating all day and having my sack full of cute underwear and nice hair stuff. So stoked with today and can’t wait for my best friend to get here! Merry Christmas everybody, hope your day goes as fabulously as mine!
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
- christmas 8am: wow all this chocolate is going to take me months to eat
- christmas 11am: well shit
Scratch all that Christmas joy, my best friend thinks it’s not necessary to reply to any of my texts or fb wall posts even though we had planned for her to be here over a month ago, no big deal or anything. Christmas ruined.
everyone’s making their blogs all snowy and stuff for christmas while here in australia christmas is literally this

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
Unbelievable.



